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A Perfect life

Being in love with a disease and the other person getting what you got and still loving you unconditionally.

Boy: Life isn’t fair.
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.

Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby

by Real lyfe 101 August 5, 2020


A Perfect Life

William Sidis apparently wrote about wanting “A perfect life.” A life of solitude. Away from the vicissitudes and monotony of normal life. (And thanks to the YouTube girl who brought this to my attention I think the name was ¿Quiblee? I don’t remember) Thomas Sowell once said “People like doing nothing because it’s the only thing you can do perfectly.” You’re exactly right Thomas.

Iam “God, it isn’t even about people using my ideas or that they have this antipathy towards me. I actually like seeing my work and likeness in the media I enjoy and I generally don’t care what people think outside of the theory behind it. But what I want is a perfect life. Which is why “what do you want?’ Isn’t a stupid question. You know that’s not the answer you want. And because it’s not the answer you want you going to refuse to accept it as a valid response. And I know that if I apply that logic to literally anything else I would suffer for it.”

Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”

Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022


Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property

Wow I'm definitely being deprived of my property, aren't I? And if it's punitive if violates my right to habeas corpus face my accuser and fair trial.

Hym "There are a bunch of thing like that in the constitution that apply to my thing. Like 'nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation' or 'Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property.' My sights are clearly being violated here and the YouTube filth is allowing so they can extort something from me so... Defend my rights or I'll murder a kid. The longer it takes for me to get what belongs to me the less it's going to do to placate me. Do it now. Do it immediately. For your own safety."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2024


life for lifer

A Boy Scout who slacked off too much and never reached Eagle Scout

Person 1: Are you an Eagle Scout?
Person 2: No, I never made it past life, i'm a life for lifer

by No Ankles April 20, 2019


left life

left life is a group of people who go around and do crazy shit and are always what everybody is talking about plus all the girls like them they are always doing fun shit
it's a life style you live by left life you got bed doing crazy shit and wake up and have fun

Man I sure wish I was part of the left life.

Tommy: dude this stupid I'm so bored
Alex: I'm not I'm living the left lifestyle it's always fun

Tommy: I want to be in it

by big daddy pimpin August 23, 2013


life mate

Similar to a life vest, an inflatable doll for gay men.

"You spent Friday night listing the football squad to see what cover we had if anyone got injured?"
"Julian, why don't you get a life mate!"

by Skando January 24, 2007


Stock Life

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever

Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”

by 12345808 April 30, 2021