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Kissing someone while they're taking a shit.
Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.
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A small but fierce community in San Diego, California. We like our oceans blue, our streets clean and our girls beautiful. If your not from here it would be wise to respect the locals, take your trash with you, and keep your opinions to yourself. We got shit on lock and we're down to split a few melons if we feel the need to. But for the most part we're pretty laid back.
Hey have you ever been to Ocean Beach, San Diego.
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The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
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north county is most definitely NOT the ghetto of san diego. either you are completely ignorant or you dont live in san diego. north county is the nice/nicer side of san diego and the ghetto would be the south and the east. this includes skyline, east san diego, chula vista, national city, north park, logan/normal heights, barrio logan, and many many other hoods.
north county is the nicer side, all the gringos and old people live there....
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Best Basketball team in the Mountain West, and NCAA
San Diego State Basketball is awesome, right?
A Bitching Motherfucka That gets all the hoes, Good and Bad, Man and Women
You should never question him
Im Ding Dong Daddy Diego Bitch
A small but fierce town in San Diego, California. Respect the locals (especially in the water), clean up after yourself and your pets, don't feed our bums or trolls, tip our waiters and waitresses, and keep in mind that you a guest in OUR house so be courteous and kind. Other than that just enjoy yourself.
I am going to Ocean Beach, San Diego.
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