Matt In The Hat

A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.

1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!

2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!

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matt rubano

short bassist of taking back sunday. super sweet and awesome and funny and kickass.

matt rubano is my midgie

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Matt

A POLITICAL VERSION OF A Karen/"Ian

A Matt is a political staffer who engages in partisan attacks on opposition using gaslighting, doxing, and misdirection while never speaking to their own party policy or position.

That matt doxed that citizen because he pointed out she was just gaslighting the public and couldn't defend his party's policy.

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Matt Kemp

Center fielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers. As of 2012, he has the largest contract of any National League player in the history of the game at 160 million dollars. A real down to earth guy who works hard and has fun on the field. Wears number 27.

Dodger fan 1: I am so glad the Dodgers signed Matt Kemp to such a long deal!
Dodger fan 2: Matt Kemp = Beast

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Matt Dillon

1) Sheriff Matt Dillon was the main character in the old TV show "Gunsmoke", played by James Arnes.

2) The actor who played "Randy" in "One Night at McCool's".

1) James Arnes, who played "Sheriff Matt Dillon" was the brother of Peter Graves, who played "Mr.Phelps" in the old "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!" TV show.

2) Did the actor "Matt Dillon" get his name from the character "Matt Dillon"? I bet he did!

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Matt good

The guitarist and back up vocals for the band From First To Last. He's 6'2", has black hair and blue eyes. Born in New Hamsphire, but currently living in Vancouver, Canada.

Did you see how awesome Matt Good played the solo in 'Secrets don't make friends?!"

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Matt Addison

A fictional character who starred in 'Resident Evil' (2002) and 'Resident Evil: Apocalypse' (2004). He is played by Eric Mabius.

His sister, Lisa Addison, who worked for Umbrella Corporation, became infected with the T-Virus and turned into a zombie, killed finally by Alice.

He is later injected himself with the T-Virus, and transforms into super-boss Nemesis who has a mission to kill S.T.A.R.S members.

"Matt Addison is Nemesis - he is infected"

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