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The Two Digit Salute

A gesture interchangeably used as a greeting, a goodbye, or more commonly as a visual exclamation point at the end of a sentence. Also makes a great ice breaker in awkward moments.

Using your dominate hand, extend your hand palm up at about waist level opposite your target(s). Using the appropriate amount of sarcasm, open your hand and go through the motion of gently tapping the bottom of their balls a few times while making a clicking sound with your tongue and the roof of your mouth. It looses a sense of dignity if any actual contact is made. Doing this at close range (2 to 3 feet away) is very effective and a great ice breaker.

In almost one motion, he smiled, pointed at the clock, gave us all the two digit salute, and walked away leaving us briefly stunned.

by NoHandlebars February 7, 2015

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


digital snow day

Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.

Co-worker 1: Our internet is down.

Co-worker 2: Woo hoo! Digital snow day! Let's go get coffee.

by deca August 23, 2012

2863πŸ‘ 490πŸ‘Ž


Digital Q-Tip

When you use the stylet from your pda or smart-phone to clean the wax out of you ears.

I forgot to clean my ears this morning so I had to use my Digital Q-Tip on the drive into the office.

by b.o.d. August 29, 2007


digital people watching

Like people watching , but digitally.

A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.

I like digital people watching before bed.

by Little speck March 21, 2018


Digital Dash

A song of the hip-hop/rap genre released by Drake ft Future in 2015

Digital Dash is my favorite song right now!

by DigitalDash November 30, 2017

10πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Digital Poppy Seed

When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong.

When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.

by icwish July 15, 2009


double digit club

Refers to IQ; any member of the double digit club has (or is assumed to have) an IQ of 99 or below, ie below average. Almost exclusively used as an insult.

"Hey, Becci, you're really a member of the double digit club."
"Huh?"
(Several smart people around Becci start laughing).

by Overand February 12, 2005

47πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž