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A dolphin dive is a patented sex move invented by Lapz at Laurentian University. The move occurs when a man feels obligated to perform oral sex on a woman, then upon arriving "downtown" finds a bush that ressembles the Amazonian Forest (something that requires a bushhog rather than a razor to trim).
At this point a man may perform "the dolphin dive" which emulates the form of a dolphin jumping or the classical dance move "the worm" which brings the man back up face to face with the woman. Thus, avoiding the awkward experience of notifying a woman that eating her vagina would be like chewing dental floss
Friend: Lapz did you go down on her? What'd she taste like?
Lapz: Nah man I had to do a dolphin dive
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going down on a girl; to orally stimulate a female's genitalia
be sure to get to know a girl before going dumpster diving
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using scuba gear at night OR ( hairy indoor body surfing )
night diving off redondo beach can be fun.
night diving off oakland can be hairy.
They have some big fog horns in the bay area, best advice don't bend over in the fog, bahoooo bahoooo!
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Picking through some possibly tasty morsels and sealed jellies, mayo, mustard, maybe even silverware on an abandoned hotel cart in a good hotel.
We never take condiments like salt, pepper, mustard, ketchup etc on our Vegas trips we just resort to Hotel Cart Diving.
3am, restaurants closed and BEHOLD a Traders Giottos italian sub SEALED and still on ice parked outside suite 666, sweet!
The Goddess wouldn't want all those unopened Jelly Jars to go to waste on a hotel cart, somebody has to eat the Orange Marmalade...DIVE DIVE DIVE!
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When you spend like years on Google googling usually weird stuff that you would never share with anyone.
"Dude, you been up in your room for like hours what ar- OMFG WHY ARE YOU WATCHING SNAILS GIVING BIRTH?! ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER GOOGLE DEEP DIVE?"
after a guy cums in a girl, he, or an outside party, proceeds to go down on her and retrieve the pearls to display on her beach community.
I heard you went pearl diving with Jon and his girlfriend last night.
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Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.
Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.
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