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A programmer who doesn't really know how to code. Google search is their main source for finding out how to do something while they hack in a solution. They are usually from the tech boom before the bubble burst, mid to late 90's, and they were hired during a time when companies didn't really care if you could code or not.....or at least they didn't do a very good job testing people's skill or looking up their background to see if they knew what they were doing.
John: Why is this code so poorly written?
Bobby: Ah, that was Carl's work, he is a google coder!
An internet search that should be searched at home, as opposed to work or school, where you searching could be monitored.
I wouldn't look up that page at work, it's definitely a home google.
A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”
A common typing error you make when typing "google maps" on mobile. When entering this, the top of the search results will display "Showing results for google maps, Search instead for google maos". If you actually google "mao", the result will be Mao Zedong, the founding father of the People's Republic of China.
Steve: "I accidentally typed google maos instead of google maps."
Willie: "Its ok, it happens on mobile all the time."
The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.
No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.
When another person is able to locate information on Google that you had trouble finding
Dude, Jeremy got the links you were searching for all night!
Damn, that's some google fuckery
When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.
Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.
Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>