hump day

The middle of the week, can be found on any given Wednesday or any other day in which I choose to hump you and or your mouth.

Jay "Ay michelle .. you know what day it is?
Michelle"No, what day is it?"
Jay " its hump day, so come here and get humped today."
Michelle. " well I suppose its alright since it is hump day and all."

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Dry Humping

The act of thrusting your hips in a way that represents having sex, but you are just humping the dry air.

Damn, I am so horny, I am just going to start dry humping the shit out of this open space and use my imagination.

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Dry hump

Also know as dry sex. It's the act of having intercourse with ones clothing on. I.E. Underwear. Some teenages seem to think it's safer, but let me tell you they never invented a 100% condom for a reason.

Janie: Oh my god, you guys Chris and I just tired dry sex for the first time!

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trump the hump

to use a plunger to unclog a toilet

What did you eat last night? I had to trump the hump today when you were done.

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Double Hump

When a woman wears a bra and the cup is too small for her breast, it creates two humps for each breast.

Two girls sitting in a cafe when one of them says, "Look at that girls double hump, doesn't she know that's a fashion faux pas?"

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mustache humping

when a girl is naked on her hands and knees and a man with a mustach puts his nose into the girls asshole and smashes his mustache up against the girls vagina and smooshes it back and forth.

I cant wait to go home and get busy mustache humping !

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Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

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