jim beam

A cute little bottle of genuine kentucky bourbon that is occasionally on sale for 8.99 a bottle.

Friend1: I got a 5th of Jim Beam, lets get wasted and fuck each other up the butt!
Friend2: Uh...

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Uncle Jim

Uncle Jim is your uncle.

Oh my gosh! Uncle Jim, what are you doing here? >:3

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Jim Henson

(Also known as the Jeff Dunham)
(verb) To anally fist a girl so deep, she is literally your hand puppet. You can also substitute Jim Henson for Jeff Dunham when dealing with your more contemporary gals who just don't have any clue who the fuck the Muppets are.

Dude I just Jim Hensoned the shit out of this bitch. Literally, shoulder deep, feces on my collar bone. Whats good?

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Jim Joyced

to fuck up royally on a world stage

Man, he really Jim Joyced that!

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slim jim

to be a dick; be slimey; to dodge a question

Where you ask somebody a question and they dodge that specific question; then you ask a non-related question and they answer.

You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good

that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime

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earthworm jim

A game that lost it's grace and glory after the first.

...but don't even get me STARTED on the GBA port...

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frosty jim

Its when a man urinates in a condom and frezzes it for a woman to masterbate with. (FG)

jack left for work so he left jackie a frosty jim.

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