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An extremely small small dick. Something that is so small it can't even be seen by the strongest telescope. So small that it would always win any tiny dick contest.
YO, that nigga has a mega tiny dicK!!!!!!!!!
Haha I feel bad for that guy. He has a mega tiny dick!
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literally the most down bad, toxic, manipulating and criminal rizz of all time, usually it uses the other person's weaknesses (mental problems) to take advantage of being vulnerable. if you use it, you're either a guy combining all those that Lana del Rey talks about - or so down bad you'll resort to anything, including worsening mental health to get some play.
You're going to jail. and to hell.
I am too.
(fishing for girls with daddy issues)
Guy 1 : damn do we gotta really ambush them outside the psychiatrist?
Guy 2 : Yes nigga I haven't touched a woman since my mother beat me up as a kid....... one's coming!
Guy 1 : *approaches* hey there babygirl, you look tired today, have you eaten?
Guy 2 : *whispering to himself* goddamn this man is talented! never seen a cleanest and meanest mega-toxic rizz!
(fishing for girls with ED)
Guy 1 : Nigga we doin this AGAIN?
Guy 2 : shut up ...... hey there beautiful! my god you look stunning today! you're very thin!
If you are “the mega Munz simp” You are Dayton munsen. You have the worst case of the Munz, and u are also the highly voted SIMP of the friendgroup. Just by looking at Dayton munsen you get the worst case of the MUNZ/SIMP disorder!
I was walking my alarm clock this morning when I saw my new neighbor dayton munsen watering his stove. I swear to god it was the most mega munz simp SHIT IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!
A mega pound is one million pounds (ÂŁ1,000,000)
I reckon that Rodney's house must be worth at least 1 Mega Pound (MÂŁ).
There’s nothing to this. It’s just a fact of life, you are really gay
Dude you’re 999% gay, by that I mean you’re mega gay
ultra mega gay means that you love to lick, suck and bite large dicks. You can not be ultra mega gay if you say “no homo”
Alex: Yo Sam, that guy matt is ultra mega gay.
Sam: No he’s not, he said no homo
The Mega momma milkers, the biggest bonbonagahoogs that have ever been seen, the largest of the large titty, absolutely immaculate.
Person 1: *stares intensely*
Person 1: I have spotted the mega momma milkers, I shall approach