dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

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taco slide

Pressing your boner against a wet clit and sliding up and down a little. So so for the men but the ladies love it.

She says "pull out for a minute and give me the taco slide, it's my favorite".

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philly taco

True philly taco veterans know that one must go to Jim's for the cheesesteak first. Common philly taco eating hours typically coincide with the busiest hours at Jim's. Therefore, getting the pizza first will result in a cold slice of pizza. In addition, the insulative properties of the bread and foil wrapping keep the cheesesteak nice and hot.

Order the cheesesteak to go, then walk to Lorenzo's and get your slice of pizza. Wrap the slice of pizza around the cheesesteak longwise. For the best experience, eat while standing in the back room of Lorenzo's and watching yourself enjoy.

Dude, these noobs think you should get the pizza first?

...Phucking Philly Taco Amatuers...

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pink taco

Chewed up gum smeared on a rock. aka. vagina

that bitches pink taco looked like the bazoka joe factory exploded in her crotch.

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taco hell

The proverbial "place" that one visits after having ingested the disgusting substances referred to as "food" by a particular fast food chain.

He let his late-night munchies get the best of him and now he's in taco hell!

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Mexican Taco

Any vagina that is visibly ridden with STD(s).

I was going to bone her, but then I got too grossed out by her mexican taco.

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titties for tacos

An agreement made between a fast food employee and a really drunk female or females to show ones titties in exchange for free tacos. This type of exchange usually occurs late at night in the Taco Bell drive-thru with extremely inebriated participants who have the drunk munchies.

Taco Bell employee: "Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?"
Driver: "Titties for tacos! Got a hot chick in here willing to show her titties for some free tacos!"
Taco Bell employee: "Um... Go ahead and place your order."

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