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Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.
Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.
After breaking up with a partner, you have sex with them, finish on them and leave immediately.
Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes
Person 1: I listen to crappy remixes!
Person 2: EW! Crispy Revenge..
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The movie begins as Anakin and ObiWan are on a mission to save Chancellor Palpatine from the Seperatists. Anakin and ObiWan reunite with Count Dooku and duel him leading to the death of Count Dooku.They attempt to escape & are trapped by Greivous, but fight back and Greivous runs. They land the ship on Coruscant & return to the Senate Building. Anakin meets with Padmé and learns she is pregnant. Anakin begins to have Visions of Padmé dying in childbirth & consults Yoda about it. Later the Council gives Anakin a mission to find out Palpatine's intensions as he has been Chancellor for too long. The Jedi find Greivous' location Utapau & send Obi-Wan. After starting the mission he finds out Palptine was a Sith and informs Master Windu. Mace brings 3 Masters to confront the Chancellor, the other 3 die while Mace almost defeats Palpatine, but Anakin decides to stop Master Windu causing his death. Anakin pledges himself to the dark side and becomes known as Darth Vader. ObiWan kills Greivous and Palpatine issues Order 66 to all the Clones. Darth Vader is sent to the Jedi Temple to kill the Jedi for Order 66. ObiWan fins Yoda and 'protect' the Jedi. Padmé decides to find Anakin on Mustafar while ObiWan hides on her ship. Padmé betrays Anakin & soon after battles ObiWan Kenobi.ObiWan takes Padmé to safety and she gives birth to Luke & Leia then dies. Darth Vader is given his suit
Person 1 : I love insert non-Star Wars Movie
Person 2 : Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith?
Person 1 : No why?
Person 2 : It's the best movie in the Galaxy
I ran out of space and forgor to put Yoda vs Palpatine sry
While providing security detail in an unnamed African country for its prime minister, N'Mani, Raiden and his team are attacked by rogue PMC Desperado. While Raiden fends off their forces, their leader Sundowner manages to kidnap N'Mani. Raiden attempts to pursue them, battling a Metal Gear RAY but N'Mani is executed by Sundowner. Sundowner's comrade, Jetstream Sam, fights and defeats Raiden in a duel. Boris's timely arrival saves him. Raiden collapses from his wounds but survives, and Doktor later gives him a new black cyborg armor which grants him much more power.20
Three weeks later, Raiden infiltrates the breakaway nation of Abkhazia after learning that Desperado is leading a military coup there.26 He plans to capture Andrey Dolzaev (Russian: Андрей Долзаев), an extremist leading the Abkhazian forces, to force Desperado into standing down. Desperado anticipates the move and assigns a prototype AI designated LQ-84i to stop him. Raiden defeats LQ-84i in combat and later has it rebuilt as an ally, naming it Blade Wolf. He faces further opposition from Mistral, the commander of Desperado's forces in Abkhazia. After Raiden kills Mistral in combat, Dolzaev commits suicide by blowing up an oil tank he is standing on.27 Maverick assigns Raiden and Blade Wolf to investigate a research facility in Guadalajara, Mexico. There, Raiden meets an orphan named George, who was brought to the facility to have his brain—along with the brains of several other orphans—surgically removed
1. "Metal Gear Rising: Revengeancea is a 2013 action hack and slash game developed by PlatinumGames and published by Konami Digital Entertainment. Released for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Microsoft Windows, it is a spin-off in the Metal Gear series, and is set four years after the events of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. In the game, players control Raiden, a cyborg who confronts the private military company Desperado Enforcement, with the gameplay focusing on fighting enemies using a sword and other weapons to perform combos and counterattacks. Through the use of Blade Mode, Raiden can cut cyborgs in slow motion and steal parts stored in their bodies. The series' usual stealth elements are also optional to reduce combat."
2. Raiden: "This is my Metal gear rising: Revengance Armstrong!"
A word used when regular revenge isn't enough, such as when a Brazilian Samauri and a war criminal kill obama and kidnap some kids, causing a jacked liberian cyborg ninja to fight the illuminati and to avenge them
Raiden: You killed obama, and now I will have my revengance!