when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing
i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!
when writing (normally in a book) or a film/movie has the reader/audience surprised by an action or a fact
They were relying on the element of surprise to win the game.
When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
I gave my girlfriend a chewbacca surprise and went blind afterwards.
when a person shits so hard that their large intestine pops out!
ooh-wee! i just i just pulled a cocoa surprise!
following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.
A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.
The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked