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Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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While you and a fat chick are in the water, have her bob down so only the ass of the girl is sticking out such to resemble a whales blowhole, you then stand on the side of the pool waiting to slay the "white whale" in the blowhole, finishing off with a dismount and inserting into whichever hole he pleases, Slaying the white whale.
Yo man i gave this chick a Captain Ahab Last Night. I stuck that shit to the mothafuckin whale yo.
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Girls who typically have the name Angela in the real world. Girls who typically are Geminis. Girls who drink to much Captain Morgan and loose sight of the world around them. Oh, and they usually like to take a multiple pictures of the same thing.
Yo man, look at that girl, she's messed up she's must be a Captain Gemy.
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A person who is being really annoying.
Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".
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Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.
I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!
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Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.
8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"
9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."
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