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A Cockney Rhyming Slang dig at the clock, where the emphasis is on frustration with the whole nature of time and man's relationship with it. Usually involves both instances where not enough or too much of it is available. Can be used in many ways
1. Three clubbers out at night
'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'
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2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory
' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'
3. A woman nearing the menopause
'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'
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A doctor that is your father and dicks his patients down and cheats on your mother. (Definition made by a local walnutmusic)
Why is your father a dick Daddy dock? I think your mom needs to know.
Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.
My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.
The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.
"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."
A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.
Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.
The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.
Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.
Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"
Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"
when a guy shits into another guys asshole
after normal space docking lost its glamor... i decided to line up with Mick and try some DEEP space docking
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