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When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!
After you make mustard you lick the mustard out of their asshole
Man I got mustard mouth last night while I was druck
When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.
"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"
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When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.
“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”
Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.
The reeking filthy gas that crawls past rank shit to infect the world with its putrescence. Typically this releases by your drunk friend in a public area to his utter embarrassment.
Sean dropped Mustard Gas on Oscar’s poor wife last night…
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a colorless gas like liquid which is a vapor and a powerful irritant and vesicant, used normally in chemical weapons and was used industrially until the end of world war 2 (1945)how to make it at home? Well all you need is bleach and ammonia (don’t make this at home if you do and get hurt it’s not my fault it’s your dumb ass fault ok) and if you are exposed to such gasses please contact your country’s emergency number. The side affects are coughing up your lungz, suffocating,coughing up blood, and death
“The Germans released mustard gas! Quickly put on your gas mask!”