poke freedom

To masturbate (poke) using french fries (freedom fries).

Gawt it?

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Poke Llamas

First of all, llamas are the most superior intelectuals known to man. They rain 2nd (after kitties) in superiority. Llamas love all human beings and are happy to always call a cab for you when you are drunk. Never poke a llama because they are too busy looking at their vaginas with a handmirror. Llamas also knit the best scarfs.

I'm going to send a text to Jenno saying "Poke Llamas" and I'm not even high!

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Double Poke

One calls "Double Poke" when they want to be third in line of a smoking circle. it is usually said after poke gets called.

Thomas: "Roller's Rights!!"
Baxter: "Poke"
Alicia: "Double Poke!"
Brett: "Tag"
Gaston: awwww

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Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!

Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!

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2 stroke poke

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.

So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.

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Poke around the pipe

When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces

'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'

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Stick n poke

A homemade tattoo for when you're under 18 and can't find someone to illegally tatt you. It's basically just repeatedly stabbing yourself with a needle and ink. It eventually fades away. Somewhat popular among gen Z.

Dude I can't let my mom see my stick n poke on my ankle!

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