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Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat July 28, 2008


Monroe Trout

A God amongst traders of questionable asset classes, Monroe Trout has the body of Adonis and the mind of Plato.

Yo dawg, I heard Monroe Trout is up 380% this morning on his altcoins port.

by Monroe Trout April 9, 2021


Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.

My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!

by The Mister's sister September 1, 2019


toledo trout

A turd floating in the Maumee River

When I was at the docks watching the fireworks I saw a fisherman snag the biggest Toledo Trout I had ever seen!

by Baker-Pedolose October 7, 2023


out and about like a trout

the opposite of snug as a bug in a rug.

i went to the mall, grocery store, salon, and doctor today. i was totally out and about like a trout.

by gagi221 August 8, 2024


Smelly Trout Bucket

Someone who has explosive diarrhea and pooped in his pants but is outside when it occurs

Ryan stopped in his tracks clenching is cheeks, he yelled out "I have a Smelly Trout Bucket"

by Milk4451 January 12, 2024


trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 21, 2018