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someone who has pale skin and freckles but is not red-haired. half gingers tend to be too awesome for their own good. they usually have hazel eyes and nice boobs (if they are female) or in the male case, a nice ass. half gingers love to make jokes about having "half a soul". full gingers consider themselves superior to the half gingers.
GINGER1: what's up my ginga?!
GINGER2: not much ginga!
HALF GINGER: aye gingas what's crackin?!
GINGER1&2: don't call us that...
(awkward silence)
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A redhead who doesn't shave her pussy has a ginger patch.
He'll know I'm a true ginger when he sees my ginger patch.
A psychotic ginger attacked with sparkles in nose and cheek region.
Ginger: Suck my dick!
Normal person: ATTACK!!!!
*POOF!* GINGER PIXIE!!!
Ginger: WTF!?!?!
Normal person: You should be thanking me....
A large, slothy, red-haired person
That guy he no regular ginger. He's big enough to be a ginger loaf.
Minor illness of a heartbroken nature related to pining for someone of the Ginger sort (red-haired-ed)- the rarest of all of the humans.
Example:
Girl 1: Oh man that dude Chuck is so awesome! I've got the hugest ginger ailment for him. He's light bright, flamin' hott, and speckled like a cheetah. But that dood won't show me any love no matter how many loads of laundry I wash for him!
Girl 2: He is hot...and is all like Prince Harry charm mixed with David Caruso cool mixed with Ron Weasley awkward. I tried to hit that and all I got was this old moth eaten Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt to show for it..that I dug out of his garbage.
Girl 1: Sigh..
Girl 2: Sigh...
When you go to give an uncircumsized irish guy a hand or blow job and the underside of his foreskin needs a good washing now.
Yeah O'malleys daughter thought her first threesome would be special but she spent the entire night peeling ginger with Bono and The Edge.
Tea made of ginger people. I do not mean gingerbread people, I mean redheads. No souls. Those bitches.
"This tea tastes soulless. It must be ginger tea!"