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A boy in multiple choirs; very proud of his bagel legacy, though not necessarily a big fan of bagel puns; gives lovely hugs occasionally; enjoys dramatic musical displays, especially in hallways.
Bagel Boy ran singing down the hall.
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A general exclamation of shock or anger.
"Boobie bagels, I scratched my car!"
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The 45th President of the United States of America.
Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
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A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.
Greg: Dude im starving
Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!
Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast
Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!
When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.
She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!
Anal penetration performed from behind with recipient on all fours. Anal sex from behind (i.e., doggy style).
That girl's ass is so fine, I can't wait to bagel dog it.
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The act of fucking someone in a jewish summer camp, with snickerdoodle iced coffee in place of lube and through a bagel, preferably everything.
Griffin: Did you get with that jap last night bro
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels
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