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When you absolutely shit your fucking pants
Joe: whats that smell?
Xavierthe4thsexy: Sorry I was baking brownies
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Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.
Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?
Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato
Girl: yes I am
Guy: yes
You tripping
Jay - bro ya girlfriend ugly
Mir- they baked you ?
A satisfied vagina.
A pussy that just went through rough sex.
After sex pussy.
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
Masturbating while heavily stoned
I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.
Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.
"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"