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A minuscule former women’s, former liberal arts college, that really just doesn’t know what it wants to be right now. A premier destination for blue haired girls, Wells has handed out so many scholarships to stop the bleeding at admissions that they are perpetually a year away from getting shut down by big momma Pleasant Rowland, the O.G. of Aurora, NY. Wells College doesn’t really offer a college vibe, it’s more like a summer camp, which sounds nice, but they’re called summer camps for a reason, and the winters here are F-R-I-G-I-D (see brick on urban dictionary). Enjoy the striking combination of modern and Victorian architecture that almost makes Wells feel like a place of learning. A truly passionate staff of teachers are hear to help guide you until they get too fed up with the administration and leave for good! Meals here are shit. I was gonna write a joke, but straight up, they cannot cook. 7th worst dining hall in the country, look it up. Beautiful dining hall though, love the swastikas. Look forward to making friends with a colorful cast of weirdos and, jocks tricked into coming here, as you make memories, drink and get high, to stave off the isolation, depression, loneliness, anxiety that consumes this whole place. Oh, and one more thing, it’s haunted.
Person A: So where did you go to school
Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.
Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.
Person B: No, Wells College
Person A: ...Wesleyan?
Person B: ...
The ultimate circle-jerk for insecure high schoolers and/or obsessive parents who want to live vicariously through their children. Arrogance, exaggeration, and downright creepiness from parents and students alike can be found in this psuedo-intellectual cesspool. Many normal and average students get sucked into viewing their forums through the "chance me" section of the website to compare themselves to these egomaniacs and their parents. Truly the most toxic place on the internet, avoid at all costs for your own mental health.
A Typical College Confidential Parent: MY SON WITH A 7.4 UW GPA, 1700 SAT, 50 MILLION LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, 25 HIGH PROFILE INTERNSHIPS, AND A RECOMMENDATION FROM JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GOT WAITLISTED FROM OUR STATE SCHOOL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????? (beside obvious exaggeration in stats, this was a real forum I saw.)
People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion
"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.
Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.
Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.
A forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.
"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."
An annoying high school senior who gets into a top college EA but then insists on applying to every single other school on the face of the planet for regular decision, just to see where else they can get in.
Bob just got into Yale early, but he's still applying to ten other schools... what a stupid college whore.
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a haven for stoners and hippies.
guy: dude, where do you go to college?
other guy: I go IC, man.
guy: oh sweet, can i buy some pot from you?
other guy: sure!
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