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Not my faith
Why would you be bothered by people making fun of you for not wanting to argue with bad faith actors? The whole premise is that there's literally nobody no there that's saying things in good faith - there's no discourse to be had and as such, trying to argue anything is pointless. What jokes can you even make about that?
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A criminal task that is required to be performed by pledging members of a gang to show their allegiance to the cause of the gang and a condition of membership for the gang.
Big G proved his test of faith by robbing the gas station.
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A mental illness marked by:
- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;
- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;
- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;
- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;
- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).
Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.
"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."
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right before your about to nut put it in her mouth blow it in pull it out and punch her in the stomach to make her spu the semen into the air closely ressembling Old Faithful.
man i gave that bitch a mad old faithful, i had to throw up an umbrella
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Scrabble Spanish.
Believe in blowjobs.
"Faith El Orals". In blowjobs we trust, Susie.
Supposeidly the band that System of a Down ripped off. Im thinkin if System of a Down copied them they must be good. So I bought a cd(Faith No More:The Platnium Collection) and all i got was 3 ok songs(Midlife Crisis, From out of Nowhere and Epic) and 15 really really crap songs(Anne's Song, Caffeine, She Loves me Not...ect). Waste of $8.99 I Say. So whatever you do dont buy a Faith No More cd, Instead buy a System of a Down cd.
Male 1: I wasted 8.99 on this crappy Faith No More cd
Male 2: Let me listen
*Listens*
Male 2: Ahhhh turn it off put SOAD on
Male 1: ok
*Listens to soad*
Male 2: This is FKN Awesome
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The greatest Christian rock band a front man Eric Cartman one night at the holy hole I'll get down on my knees. And start pleasing Jesus is holy salvation all over my face
Faith plus one the greatest band ever