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A mississippi front butt is the large bulge above a big old broads pubic area but below her fat ass belly.usually found on ez shopper riders in southern states like mississippi.
Man did you she that lady's Mississippi front butt? I cant tell if its a 4th stomach or a second vagina!
Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.
You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".
I'll destroy that.
I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.
When a person in a reclined position, farts in such a way as to roll up the front, and gas themself in the face. Particaraly experienced by women who have no natural barrier, i.e. Balls.
I wasn't expecting that Front Roll Up.. Dear god, what did I eat?
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This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.
I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.
cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.
look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.
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The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.
Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
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More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.
"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"
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