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When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.
“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”
Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster
When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.
When two women hump/rub their pussies together.
Don’t tell anyone, but I walked in on Lisa and Erica banging hamsters last night.
a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.
"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"
Hamster day is a day in which you have to give a hamster that you know attention and food until the day is over hamster day is on december 31st
Hey do u wanna squeak squeak on Hamster Day
The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.
Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!
To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.
I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!