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People tend to say this when they are experiencing any kind of pain.
Situation 1
A: It hurts
B: You want to stop, babe?
A: No, keep going. I like it.
Situation 2
A: You're such a slut. Fucking pussy.
B: Uhhh it hurts.(smirks)
A: Why are you smiling?
A: It's my kink.
When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up
person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?
person 2: your what hurts?
person: nevermind
A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.
Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."
Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)
The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.
Person 1: how’s your day been going
Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy
A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.
Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.