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jacked jaw

Angrily struck by another human being . Not a light tap

The man did not heed the warning And he got a jacked jaw by Shawn

by Gilly wally December 1, 2015


crotch jaw

Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.

"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019


Slobber Jaw

1. The best punk band to come out of Lewiston, Idaho.
2. Punk rock superstars.

Dude, did you hear Slobber Jaw play 'Politically Erect' last night? The was a fucking smash hit.

by Johny Awesome February 18, 2012


Jaws the revenge

Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.

Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.

by Tafkag July 4, 2019


Jaw-cake

A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.

My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.

by Hello? Is that you February 16, 2012


slack-jawed yodel

A slack yodel.

When a Shinx is yodeling, it's a slack-jawed yodel.

by slack-jawed yodel March 31, 2023


smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist

don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam

by columbine park shooter November 9, 2022