Lets go get some Mommy!

What you say right before you go out and try and hit on older chicks.

Ken: "Hey dude I'm about to run up to publix and try and hit on some ladies, want to go?"

John: "Hell yeah, Lets go get some Mommy!"

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Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

Ur Mommy Named Tommy

Even worse than your granny tranny. A sacred phrase

Jack: Ur Mom Gay
Shawn: Ur Granny Tranny
Jack: Ur Mommy Named Tommy{

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Catalina has mommy issues

catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

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National suck mommy milkers day

National suck mummy milkers day... it's self-explanatory

On June 27th we will suck mummy milkers😫😫😫😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤

How are you today?
Good!Just ant to suckle on some tots.
WHAT!?!
Yea its National suck mommy milkers day!

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Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers

A way to describe a woman’s large breasts

Darrel: Yo how do you seen Lucy
Mike: no why
Darrel: she’s got Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers.
Mike:🤣

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"let mommy use her fingers"

what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard

tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"

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