Love in the Cut

A love relationship that occurs from an unlikey origin and between two people from very different backgrounds that hook up for long term or for life.

I found love in the cut when I traveled to a remote Peruvian village and met my soulmate.

cut it in three

the act of fucking a sandwich to completion

“i got so horny while eating my sandwich today, i had to cut it in three”

cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

sphincter cut

Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.

Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"

YUT-Cut

a hair cut of a highly motivated marine or maritime cadet who thinks they are a marine. One usually loves pt but is extremely frail. They keep their hair extremely high and tight because they think it makes them look tuff.

Mug 1- "The chief pt squad leader has a YUT-Cut"

Mug 2- "too bad he's frail"

cut to the quick

to hurt deeply, usually in an emotional way. References the quick of a fingernail or claw and the pain that results when the nail is cut back too far and usually bleeds

Susie Mae's stealin' my boyfriend/brother just plain cut to the quick.

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cut the malarkey

cease the horseplay now

Sean cut the malarkey

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