blue pill

as a noun. A lie.

as a verb. Tell a lie or believe one.

1.
Mark: Dude, I'd like to have a large steak for dinner...
John: You're girlfriend is cooking, don't take the blue pill.

2.

- You said it was only a rash, not gonorrea.
- I bluepilled you *lol*

- Damn, I'm adopted! No wonder all my classmates are NK's. I was totally blue pilled my whole life :(

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red pilled

Brainwashed by Nazis.

I used to like Key & Peele, until I got red pilled.

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jesus pills

common slang for adderall

Wow, I have 4 tests in the next two days.. time to find me some jesus pills and get that shit done!

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Blue Pilled

Dull; the feeling of life and what it's like without nature to make it interesting.

Haven't left my house in a while, this day is blue Pilled as fuck.

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Red Pill

Becoming “red pilled” is when you break free from believing what society tells you to believe and instead believe whatever other red pilled people tell you to believe so you can be just like all the other unique people

“He isn’t red pilled. He doesn’t agree with us”

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blue pill

A random jelly bean.

Man1: Take the blue pill.

Man2: It means nothing. Go home. I lost it. My dog ate it. Tea kettle!

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Yellow Pill

"This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the yellow pill: you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." - Morpheus, The Matrix

'Yellow pill' has become a popular phrase among cyberculture and signifies a free-thinking, anarcho-capitalistic attitude, and a waking up from a "normal" life of sloth and ignorance. Yellow pills prefer the truth, no matter how gritty and painful it may be.

"I took the yellow pill"

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