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An un inventive cam girls attempt at being relevant by glorifying her std infected piss puddles. Usually used by the sluttiest of cam girls. When your preferred e-slut starts using this term you are very likely to get lucky! And itchy. .
Did you go to chloes puddle party last week??
Yes, it still burns when I pee!!
A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.
While hanging out on a Friday night, Joel, Josephine, and Ester have take E and participate in cuddle puddles as friends.
An affectionate term to describe a person who sleeps with anyone who has dope.
Person 1: Check out that puddle, she wants to do me tonight for a puff sac.
Person 2: She'll sleep with anyone won't she?
Person 1: That's why she's a puddle, it takes a lot of drips to make a puddle.
When someone is so drunk they take the form of any vessel they happen to pass out in. They are essentially liquid and have little body control.
Joe polished off that fifth of tequila. Dude was a total puddle.
A wet, slippery surface on a floor.
Caused by a water spill.
Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town