redneck metal

unabashed, shamless, southern heavy metal. PANTERA, rebel meets rebel, etc.

great southern trend kill is pure redneck metal and anyone who jams it is aredneck metalhead

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redneck tea

A Long Island Iced Tea made with everclear.

I ordered a redneck tea at santa fe steakhouse.

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redneck luggage

Using a bag from a Mall department store for everyday use.

"Hey Gretchen are you ever going to stop carrying around that old Macys bag?"

"What for? My redneck luggage works just fine for my hauling around my change of clothes."

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Redneck Blogging

The act of writing messages on bathroom stalls/walls with a combination of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Typically, messages are left for other restroom patrons instructing them to suck/kiss/lick particular body parts, or with contact information for "morally casual" women.

Example of Redneck Blogging: "Kiss my a$$ you but holes. Fart."

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redneck wannabe

Someone who wears clothes from "Dixie Outfitters", has Confederate Battle Flags on everything and generally destroys our heritage.

Thanks a lot you redneck wannabes, your ruined what it meant to be a Southerner.

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redneck edamame

boiled peanuts; a southern delicacy served at roadside stands and gas stations; you crack the shell and eat only the insides just like you would with edamame, which certain rednecks either (a) consider only for fancy people or (b) have no idea what in the world edamame is

Explaining to a non-southerner/fancy person about boiled peanuts:

Hey what's that you got there?

Boiled peanuts.

What's that?

Redneck edamame.

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redneck candle

set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.

when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.

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