redneck metal

unabashed, shamless, southern heavy metal. PANTERA, rebel meets rebel, etc.

great southern trend kill is pure redneck metal and anyone who jams it is aredneck metalhead

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redneck tea

A Long Island Iced Tea made with everclear.

I ordered a redneck tea at santa fe steakhouse.

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redneck luggage

Using a bag from a Mall department store for everyday use.

"Hey Gretchen are you ever going to stop carrying around that old Macys bag?"

"What for? My redneck luggage works just fine for my hauling around my change of clothes."

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Redneck Blogging

The act of writing messages on bathroom stalls/walls with a combination of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Typically, messages are left for other restroom patrons instructing them to suck/kiss/lick particular body parts, or with contact information for "morally casual" women.

Example of Redneck Blogging: "Kiss my a$$ you but holes. Fart."

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redneck wannabe

Someone who wears clothes from "Dixie Outfitters", has Confederate Battle Flags on everything and generally destroys our heritage.

Thanks a lot you redneck wannabes, your ruined what it meant to be a Southerner.

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Redneck Reboot

A last resort when troubleshooting a computer. It is the act of removing the power source on a computer to try letting it reset itself.

If you've tried everything else, redneck reboot the son of a bitch.

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redneck edamame

boiled peanuts; a southern delicacy served at roadside stands and gas stations; you crack the shell and eat only the insides just like you would with edamame, which certain rednecks either (a) consider only for fancy people or (b) have no idea what in the world edamame is

Explaining to a non-southerner/fancy person about boiled peanuts:

Hey what's that you got there?

Boiled peanuts.

What's that?

Redneck edamame.

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