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What you say to someone when you don't want them on your property/flowers.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Can I come over today and eat all your food?
Guy 2: Hell no. Stay off the fuckin flowers queerbait.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, I'm comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.
Guy 2: Dude, stay off the fuckin flowers. Someone already bought it.
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heterosexuals who get gay in the workplace and only commit acts of homosexuality while on the clock
Mary and Sally both gay for the 9-5 stay, often spent lunch hour munching carpet.
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Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).
Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!
Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!
a term created to remind the common biscuit maker to stay humble when popping open the can
Friend: (Opening can of biscuits) (Pops) Ahh!
Me: Stay humble biscuit makers
When you are so pathetic, and you can’t let go, and you bully somebody in the finally having a conversation with you, When it abruptly ends, this is all you can say
Sorry I have to go
Ah can’t cha stay?
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Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.
Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen
Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!