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while ass fucking, the recipiant takes a shit of your dong.
I got a swedish chili dog last night from bob.
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A commonly used type of sex in Sweden but has been modernized in America. Used to be a form of sex where some boy sticks his dick in melted shit and fucked a bitch up her ass and made his best friend eat it and told him it was chocolate. Also known as Penichocolate in America. In america you dip ur dick in melted chocolate and fuck some girl up the ass and make some fuckshit eat it.
Yoooo i did this girl swedish white chocolate....and then i made this fuckshit eat it.
It was maaaaad funny dog
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When one sexual partner gets on all fours and puts their ass in the air stretching out their asshole and the other sexual partner squats on top and takes a dump inside the others asshole.
Last night James gave me the Swedish Cordon Bleu, I think I tasted his dinner.
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This sex move requires you to find yourself a nice Swedish woman. and break her hib bones pushing one up and one down. Break both legs and bend them opposite one another, Similar to a helicopter. Insert your phallic member inside her body at this point. Proceed to raise your hand and grip tightly. Thrusting your arm into her collar bone effectively breaking it. at this point punch her in the throat making it difficult for her to breathe but not hard enough to make it impossible. If she moans of pain you punch her hard in the clit if she moans of pain again repeat Until she falls unconscious. at this point Go berserk on her ribs until each is broken. at this point obtain your knives and create no more than 3 stab wounds in her abdomen. Pull your phallic member out and insert it into one of the stab wounds. proceed to fuck said wound as it will be tighter than any pussy and nut in 3 minutes. at this point sprinkle tomato sauce and cheese. Creating the Swedish banana pizza.
Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I gave my girl a wicked swedish banana pizza
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gay guy licks in the inner circle around an uncircumcised dick.
Could you please quit snoodling with me and just give me a swedish rim job!
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A fearsome attack done on an opponent's knees by stabbing them. Used by well known swedish boy PewDiePie.
Chad: Ha! Got your nose!
Brad: Give it back or else!
Chad: Bet.
Brad: SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK AAAAHHH *stab
When one or more sexual partners' genitals are covered in bread crumbs or a bread-like shell. Also known as "getting breaded"
This can be accomplished by applying base foods such as peanut butter, jelly, honey, nutella or cheez-whiz. Bread crumbs should then be generously applied for best results.
Tim - Hey man why is your bed so messy?
Bill - I still haven't cleaned up after Swedish Corn dog last night
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