When a girls butthole turns blue from pushing so hard during labor
Kayla had blue starfish last night when she shit out my kid.
Aliens with giant mandibles that cannot tell a lie they aren't getting paid to tell.
The blue aliens started recruiting and programming the minds of those kids at a young age.
When any law enforcement officer apologizes for the actions of another law enforcement officer even though that had nothing to do with said action, or any law enforcement officials that publicly state that all other law enforcement officers should share their opinions or leave the profession.
I saw this police officer showing his blue guilt on social media when he felt compelled to publicly state that he isn’t like an officer that committed a crime.
A very polite way of saying your welcome in Russian culture
“Thank You so much! Aw Blue Duck!
A purple blue. ♡♡♡♡
That dash in your Jetta is such a pretty blue!! 😍
When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.
Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"
I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop