A Facebook twist on the term "teabagged"
1) The term used when one is in the same room with a person/people who have a mobile subscription to your Facebook status and you update in front of them, causing them to dive for their phones, only to read something they already knew.
2) Any time Facebook commits an error.
3) When someone enters the same status you were going to use before you.
My phone just went off, it better not be you updating your Facebook! Oh crap, it is you. I got FACE-BAGGED!
I updated my status on my phone like an hour ago, you never got it?! Man, I got FACE-BAGGED!
Oh this is so cool, I gotta put this as my status. What?! You already did!!? I got FACE-BAGGED.
Attractive middle aged woman, cougar, MILF
Your mom is such a cunt bag, I would like to take her to dinner.
shit in a bag and squash it in someones face
dude a just shit bagged tom hes gonna be pissed
When you get so drunk, you wake up in a morgue, body bag and tag.
Ethan: Mate, you were so drunk, they pronounced you dead.
Me: I was body bagged. Nice.
A girl with a muff that shares resemblance to a bag
Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls
brains out! I really stetched her wide!
Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!
Person1- No, like a muff bag!
the fat flap that hangs over a man/womans genital area. Similar to a big bag of juice!! Under the belly button, over the junk/box. These people probally have not seen thier genitals in quite some time.
I had to lift her juice bag to find her puss./ I bet he cant see his dick under his juice bag.
1. a substitute for the word "douche"
2. a cooler way to say "douche"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"
m: god, you are such a douche!
j: well, you are a VAG BAG
m: you are too cool for school