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A girl with a muff that shares resemblance to a bag
Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls
brains out! I really stetched her wide!
Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!
Person1- No, like a muff bag!
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the fat flap that hangs over a man/womans genital area. Similar to a big bag of juice!! Under the belly button, over the junk/box. These people probally have not seen thier genitals in quite some time.
I had to lift her juice bag to find her puss./ I bet he cant see his dick under his juice bag.
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1. a substitute for the word "douche"
2. a cooler way to say "douche"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"
m: god, you are such a douche!
j: well, you are a VAG BAG
m: you are too cool for school
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When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.
Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.
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When you mention to a potential sexual partner that you do not have condoms on you, and they reply 'So?!?' without hesitation.
Man I'm waiting to see what I caught from that std grab bag last night. That girl didn't give a damn that I didn't have condoms on me.
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The epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not keep it fresh. Per common knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an extremely limited purpose, and this jive ass turkey is no different.
guy 1: "You see Clyde over there, he really brings nothing to the table."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"
or
"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."
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A stretchy piece of skin that holds a male's testicles. Or, in other words, a scrotum.
I grabbed his ruby red bag and gave it a squeeze!
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