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When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.
Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex
Time designed to your girlfriend and not spent playing Xbox with your stinky friends.
“Hey Abram, get on Xbox”
“I can’t right now, it’s Patience Time”
A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
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The place where you would time slot or shit, usually in a dormitory at the college or university you attend. Can be shortened to TSA.
Angela: I definitely have a favorite stall in the time slot arena.
Meg: I feel so lucky when I have to time slot and the time slot arena was just cleaned!
Sonia: I haven't visited the time slot arena in days, wish I hadn't missed my time slot.
Ashley: I can only time slot when the time slot arena is empty!
The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.
Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time
(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
Alfie is a dickhead that’s what, stop chatting shit ur the floor manager
Alfie is 110% not a BIG TIME CEO and he’s chatting absolute rawcus