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The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person
Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
When you search up for Alex time 2.0 you might find this. Usually at the age of 15 boys named Alex start having sexual activity with toys and then with girls. They then start to do porn with their own dad we’re they start busting nuts after nuts in each other mouths and then drink it.
I had some Alex time last night
"What time?" is a phrase which is used in irony in order to make someone understand that is not going to happen.
A: Are you going to come to the concert?
B: Yeah,"What time?" ,im broke af so i cant buy a ticket.
being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES
me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit
The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.
She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...
The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.
Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?
Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄