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Jimmy Doogan

Fecal matter that is so disgloriant that it can only be compared to Tom Hanksโ€™ character in "A league of their own", Jimmy Doogan.

Laura took a Jimmy Doogan so big that she could have rafted to safety on it.

Adam, the CNA, was so deep in Ester's Jimmy Doogan at work today that it will take him 2 weeks to get the scent of fecal matter off of his arms.

by VINAPBC24 June 2, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


jimmy tap

An unsuspected attack on one's testicals. By swiftly, but forcefully "tapping" the testicals, the victim will then proceed to fall to the ground and roll around in extream agony(if the "tap" was strong enough the pain will travel up to the stomach) whilst shouting obscenities. Afterwards the victim will find a way the get back at the attackers, thus starting a jimmy tapping war.

Bert got jimmy tapped by bob then 20 minutes later he jimmy taped bob with a literature book in retern.

by \m/ GORDO \m/ July 15, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jimmy Whip

After sex, with a condom, you do not throw it away, but instead you slap your partner in the face with a used condom.

I told my sexual partner to look in a northern direction, and when they turned back, I Jimmy Whipped them.

by Jose Chavez March 26, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


jimmy john

when someone fools or takes advantage of an other.

I just got jimmy johned!

by kris p bacon August 10, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jimmy Page

noun: Born a true alchemist he is the only man in the world who can turn Led into gold AND platinum, multiplatinum and diamonds. If anyone else has this touch, they are known as a Jimmy Page junior, but to this day, even his eldest son, James Page III doesn't have the touch.

verb: To mix the perfect Plant with a big Bonham and just the right amount of JPJ (complex compound known as just pure jenius) and using his own skills and magical touch created the best group who played the best music and still bring the world joy.

noun: There are reports that Glenn Seaborg, (1951 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry) succeeded in transmuting a minute quantity of lead (possibly en route from bismuth, in 1980) into gold but he's No Jimmy Page!

verb: No matter what you say man, no other rock band can ever do a Jimmy Page. It's just not possible!

(Jimmy Page started the band by finding the right people, wrote (and co-wrote) most of the music, played on every song and produced all Led Zeppelin albums.

The gold albums for Led Zeppelin and more: 19 gold, 18 platinum, 14 multiplatinum, 5 diamond)

by fripouille September 22, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


PULLING A JIMMY

Becoming so inebriated that one begins to hook up with a swamp monster.

After fourteen beers, Todd started pulling a jimmy and hooked up with the fat ugly chick in the corner.

by Hollywood Jimmy September 16, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Jimmy

Big Jimmy is in reference to a large turd. Often said when one is desperate to get to a toilet.

Big Jimmy was banging at the back door. I almost didnโ€™t make it to the bathroom!

by The maestro unknown. May 3, 2019

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