A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!
oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that
Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.
A mustard mucus like substance from a decaying munged body.
After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.
Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.
Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.
Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.
man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.
Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.
slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce
What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first
I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.