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Relationship syndrome

A condition found in couples. When apart the person in the couple is found to be tired and unwilling to go out. They would rather curl up at home and watch TV than go out clubbing. When they do go out clubbing they are often found sitting on sofas and are the first to go home. The also start not wanting to get too drunk.

person 1 "Dude wheres Michael?"
person 2 "Sitting on the sofa in the corner, serious case of relationship syndrome!"

by mountainmayhem December 9, 2011

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Stopover relationship

A short-term relationship only meant to last a limited period of time to provide a lesson or experience.

He wasn't looking for anything in particular when we met, but our Stopover relationship gave him the perspective to figure it out.

by peacefulness dreaming December 17, 2016

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Relationship Imperialism

The imposed feeling of a relationship not as good in comparison with anothers.

She is imposing relationship imperialism over your life

by itss October 24, 2010

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relationship whore

The bitch that wants to start relationships for the purpose of giving your friends amazing sex.

Fundo thought he was pimping his relationship whore, until he found out that he wasn't getting his pimp cut.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

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Synaptic Relationship

My thoughts are the threads of the tapestry of my life. I manifest my life with my thoughts. Without my thoughts I am a comatose vegetable with no manifest reality. Every thought to which I attach a personal emotion becomes a stitch in my tapestry. I can think fear without being fear, but the moment I attach my personal emotion of fear to a fearful thought, I have invited fear into my life. One lonely fearful thread may not do any harm but, if I am not careful, very soon the threads of fear work together to make a pattern in my life. Then a scene begins to emerge in my tapestry - a needle point detail that describes my fear - with some focus the entire threads become a scene of fear; by fear and for fear. No matter how I spin it, no matter how I try to artistically codify those threads, in the end it is still a scene about fear.

By attaching an emotion to my thoughts - i.e. joy, fear, hate, love or anger - the thought acquires a synaptic relationship to that emotion (a comfort zone, if you will). This emotional investment manifests a fabric of emotion to drape over my thought and clothe it with something that belongs to me (kind of like a uniform). Then my emotion is disguised as a thought, and the thought is disguised as an emotion. This emotional relationship gives my thoughts shape, texture and form in the three-dimensional world where my body resides - which is supposed to be outside of my thinking. Next a three-dimensional presence is manifested as the reality of my life, and it appears in the form of people, places and things.

My tapestry is quite like the plumage of a peacock, attracting other peacocks with a reality similar to my own. I grow the plumage - or weave the tapestry if you will (since I am mixing metaphors) - because it suits my purpose and my purpose is to live in fear, to doubt everything, not to trust anything or anyone - or NOT.

โ€œMy thoughts were stitched into the fabric of my emotions
until the synaptic relationship to my feelings had dyed the tapestry
of my life the bright red color of fear.โ€ ~Rusty Cline~

by rustyacline May 20, 2009

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inclusive relationship

You can fuck other ppl in a relationship whilst dating !!!!!!!!!!!!(:

Wow! Sean wants an inclusive relationship w Ari. He will fuck them all!!!

by Lilschmeatgang November 13, 2017

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open relationship

This is when two people who love eachother very much decide that they will continue to love eachother while having the experience of kissing other people. (This is sometimes used to test their true emotions / feelings for the other person.) This is most often used in college.

NO example is necessary, because this can be used differently depending on the situation.

by Amanda B. July 24, 2005

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