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flip to this page in any nearby book, read the first sentence, and that describes your love life
“did you check out page 206??”
literal guitar god. god in general. was very attractive.
"i would leave my husband of 14 years for 70s jimmy page" -someone probably said this at one point in time
When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.
Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!
When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.
"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"
The hottest teacher at Woodland Elementary School
“Tennille Page (Mrs Page) is the hottest 2nd grade Teacher”
1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.
Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.