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the air expelled from a mans anus after anal intercourse.
It was sick. After I had sex with him, he man queefed.
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When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.
Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.
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The slight gust of air that escapes from a banana while peeling it.
Jack: Did you just fart?
Jill: Not at all, it was a Banana Queef.
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The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.
Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN
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A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.
Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.
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1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.
Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.
Man puts it in her.
Man thrusts.
Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!
Man finishes.
Man takes it out.
Girl releases massive queef gargle.
Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
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When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear
Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef