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The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.
Two friends are in Best Buy.
Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.
Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.
Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated
"Son I'm gonna take a shower"
"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"
The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).
Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."
The most degenerate form of human interaction
"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"
You will never come across one outside, because this is the most chronically online kind of internet user in the LGBT community.
Mostly fandom-oriented, twitter lesbians will seethe and seek to make a problem out of every minor "inconvenience" on the interwebs, even if it's just a striped flags or a headcanon from an anime game.
twitter lesbian: "You know that's lesbophobic, right?"
average being: "What's lesbophobic? I used the gay male flag??"
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Sense of pride resulting from having a lot of twitter followers
That guy has massive twitter ego!
A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow