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Jew camp is where jews go to get away from overly jewish parents and well to have sex under the lake dock. it also provides a safe haven from rape and molostation on shabbat
Ex. 1
Marge: Paula I want YOU
Paula: YO its shabbat
Marge: damn
Ex. 2
Emilie: So what are you doind this summer?
Dee: Well I was planning on having sex with Josh under the dock at Jew camp
Emilie: ME TOO!!
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A jewish person who is extremely cheap.
He tends to wear the same underwear and slothes for weeks. He doesnt tip.
HE never ever donated to charity. He avoids taxes and generally tries to avoid paying people what he has to. He likes to exploit other people because he is convinced that they owe sometning to him and he doesnt feel bad about it.
He is actually proud of being CHEAP.
Employee : I earned you 900. 000 $ this year.
Can you raise me my salary from 48.000 $
to 53.000 $.
Boss : NO.
Emoloyee : You Jew cheap fraudster i quit.
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Forgetting the name of the Hebrew National hotdog brand and having a complete epiphany and explaining to another what a jew dog is (a hebrew national hotdog)
Also referred to as the jew dog on a jewish person with whiskey dick syndrome
"Hey Kate, what is the name of those poser hot dogs that they call jew dog?"
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I got some of them Jew-Dogs on the grill, all jew need to do is grab me a beer.
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An individual (usually a friend) who takes advantage of your purchases to gain points for their rewards card of the corresponding place of sale, reaping the benefits of someone else's spending.
a) Yo, he's such a points jew, always sneaking his rewards card in when I pay for shit.
b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.
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When you rip the fuckin jew hookah and you get permanent bronchitis
Whats that cough all about??? Did you rip the Jew Hookah or something boss?
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Someone who takes pleasure in stealing others' points in video games such as Call of Duty or Battlefield via kill stealing or boosting.
Player 1: Dude let me repair all the barricades, I need more points.
Player 2: Don't be such a Point Jew! Let us get some upgrades too, douchebag.
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