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Masturbating alone because your partner has left you for being so obsessed with Star Wars.
She said The Last Jedi was the last straw...
Now I'm pulling a Han Solo every night.
Devastated...
Going alone for awhile to get things done.
Greg: Wheres Dave?
Tyone: He said he was going Han Solo for abit to get things done.
Greg: ahh gotcha
When a female gives you head while playing Fortnite
Yo my girl gave me han solo last night
THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁
Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL
FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID
The one who actually shot first.
Me: Han Solo Shot First
My Friend: No! Greedo Shot First!
A known german tense to describe a nicely built Joint. (basically just a blunt)
A: You guys are gonna be baked asf
B: What have you done?
A: Well, i built a Hans Richtigdübel!
very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
han g do is my favorite slow person