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Life

1.The thing nobody wants, yet always receives.

2.Something I don’t have
3.Something other people have

1.Ughh I hate my damn life
2.you don’t have a life dude. All you do is watch tv and chill on the couch, ya potato.
3.wow you have a life... unlike me

by sLOVES ANIME October 30, 2019

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LIFE

In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.

1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?

by djsee4 September 26, 2011

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Life

A meaningless void of insults and sucsess.

Man, life is a weird concept.

by MaryDidYou December 17, 2018

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Life

Music.

Hey can I ask you a question?
Yeah sure.
What's life?
Simple. It's Music.

by Enihs July 11, 2011

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Life

Shit happens with no reason behind it.

β€œWelp, that’s just life.”

by lilyoyo69 July 20, 2018

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Life

A painful thing that everyone must endure.

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)

by Lilbrewdog December 16, 2010

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Life

A beautiful lie

People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.

by Katnipp June 4, 2014

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