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An act of someone referring to themselves as "hot" in some way by reffering to their nipple as a beatiful thing.
mike: LOOK it's that kid we planned to "befriend"
Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine
mike: eww, kinky
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Some Japanese Xbox game.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."
-Marsh, 2020
Like a Bakers Dozen for eleven things instead of thirteen.
Adding one more to a 12 makes it a bakers dozen. Adding one more to 10 makes it a Giuliani 9/11.
Well, we thought Lady was just going to have 10 puppies but there was one more to make it a Giuliani Nine-Eleven.
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A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.
"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."
So this fag named Trent Reznor is worshipped as a music god bescause he can "sing" the gay "OMG they are so deep and emotional and penetrating LAWLZ, I <3 T.R. 4 Lyfe "lyrics some corporation (probably Virgin Records or RCA) wrote for him and tells him to sing. He is the Ashley Simpson of industrial rock or whatever the fuck his gay music is called. Its not heavy, its not metal, its just plain shit. Who cares if he can play the keyboard and yell and scream and throw temper tantrums on stage, Trent Reznor is just a fag who does drugs, sucks the dick of the singer of pearl jam and supposedly writes songs about profound topics, but they are all really about how badly he misses getting raped by his drunk uncles. Now he is worshipped by mall goths who cant like a band unless they have at least two of that bands shirts in black from hot topic.
NIN fan #1: OMG i luv Trent Reznor, i want to suck his dick
NIN fan #2: oh god yes i want to suck his dick too
NIN fan #1: im so upset, my dad didnt have buttsex with me
last night
NIN fan #2: WTF man, liek thats so unfair, report him dewd
NIN fan #1: well i did get to suck his cum from my brothers ass, and he knows that turns me on so badly
NIN fan #2: oh, man that turns me on too, lets listen to som trapt cuz we are underground and kvlt as fux
NIN fan #1: fuck yeah, were so angsty and mysterious and dark, nobody can decipher how we feel because they are busy reading our sweet hot topic shirts with a sarcastic slogan on the front
NIN fan #2: i got it, im going to take a shit, freeze it and use it as a dildo on you while we listen to our super deep and emotional and underground NIN records
NIN fan #1: way ahead of ya brahski, you want my green poop from last night or the peanut crunch?
NINE INCH NAILS FUCKING SUCK
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A shitty "industrial" band that stole from real industrial bands like skinny puppy. Real Industrial music was never meant to be mainstream. My sister's boyfriend said that Trent Reznor has his own record label because no other label would accept him. All the other record companies thought he was a poser. There is nothing unique about this band besides from the fact that it is the only industrial band that most people know about. The music sounds weak compared to other less-known bands. The only people who listen to Nine Inch Nails are preppy teenagers, people who are trying to be unique, and people who haven't found real industrial music yet.
I hate Nine Inch Nails because my bitchy stepmom talked about how they were pioneers of the Industrial music scene.
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An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.
I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.
Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...
John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.
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