officer lardly

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.

officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.

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Police officers

Nasty nasty people that suck and should get a job that doest involve people like a factory worker

Person 1: ACAB
Person 2: what does that mean

Person 1: it means all cops are bastards
Person 2: oh ok that makes sense police officers suck

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loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

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Snorting Office

The location where cocaine is made. In other words, a crack house/meth lab. Usually inhabited by rough looking men in lab coats and mouth covers, using razors to cut up cocaine, then weighing it and putting it into bags. Also in the Snorting Office there are guns of many calibre's and a dodgy looking chap who puts the bags of weighed coke in his pocket or shoe or wallet and then goes out and sells the drugs.

Dave: Did you get the stuff???

Greg: Hells yeah, its real fresh too.

Dave: How fresh??

Greg: Literally fresh out the Snorting Office.

Dave: Sweet.

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Oval Office

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

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Office shitter

Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.

Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.

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Office Lady

Office lady is a term in asian countries for low ranking female office worker who's job aside from traditional paper-shuffling is expected to perform traditional female duties such as serving tea to their bosses and clients.

"Katjaa got an office job in some big Japanese company, hope she likes her life as an Office Lady"

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