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Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!

An expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor β€œbouncing off the walls”) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.

Marie: Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!

Bobby: I’m sorry. Was I acting hyper again?

by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010

7πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.

If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

59πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 19, 2010

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 21, 2019

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Please I want to go home

When You get in a white van expecting candy

Man: your not going anywhere

Girl:please I want to go home

by Hisokasnut November 12, 2020

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

β€œPlease fuck me I’m so lonely.”

β€œSHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 22, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


excuse me, could you please leave

A reference to what Tyler Joseph once said in an interview while asked about his voice.

He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.

"From the top of the steps I'm just gonna be like, excuse me, could you please leave? Nothing very intimidating about it'

by whyamisoinlovewith2dcharacters March 14, 2021